My wife is from Mississippi...............

[Bill D]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTHERN GIRL


The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still pees with some difficulty..

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[CharlieEcho]

Have you seen the girls from Morocco?

;)

[Dave_n]

Well if you really want to p*ss off a Northern PC female around 35 or so, tell her with a straight face that you married a "girl from the hills of NE Ga, brought her North and had to teach her the following: DamnYankee is not one word; to wear shoes and to walk the regulation three paces behind you". Works every time in the rarified world of the US State Department, particularly if like me, you refuse to wear a tie when you meet with them as a representative from one of the scientific institutes of NIH. The expressions, both facial and verbal, are priceless. Dave_n

[TomSudz]

I took a shot in the ribs earlier. The wife and I were watching one of those shows where people are looking to buy houses and the lady asks, while standing in a kitchen, "Where's the dishwasher?" I, foolishly, said, "that's a dumb question, you're standing right there!" And that's when the fight started.

[McLovin]

I took a shot in the ribs earlier. The wife and I were watching one of those shows where people are looking to buy houses and the lady asks, while standing in a kitchen, "Where's the dishwasher?" I, foolishly, said, "that's a dumb question, you're standing right there!" And that's when the fight started.

This is what I am talking about, I was thinking the same thing but didn't say it. I thought that would be one of those comments that might hurt but I wasn't sure :icon_salut: I try to get other guys at work to try things with their wives to see if it will work before I take the chance, so far not much luck.

[John Sukey]

In some parts of the Arab world the woman does not walk three paces behind the man, but rather walks in fromt of him. Still a lot of landmines in the western desert remaining from WW2.

And No that is NOT a joke.:eek:

[Kirk]

Korea, too.