Jalapenos!!! Sound up!

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[Critch]

My younggest soon came in the house about an hour ago with a Subway sandwich with extrtea jalapenos. they must have been hot, hot, hot...that kid was drinking soda, water, tea, you name it...he took the rest off of the sandwich. He said he had never known Subway jalapenos to be so hot.

[Marine A5 Sniper]

Try a few habeneros. We dried a batch in the oven, and then decided to put them in a blender for 15 mins while we watched the football game. About 2 minutes into the blend, we couldn't breathe or see. We abandoned the house without turning off the blender, and the cat beat us all out of the house. it was hours before the pain ceased. We drew straws to see which of us idiots would run back into the house to turn off the blender. I won. We had to stay at another house that night. My dad always claimed there was no food too hot to eat, so I filled a salt shaker with the stuff and took it to him on Christmas. He was eating breakfast and started sprinkling that stuff on his eggs. His eggs were red. He took one bite, and just sat there. He started to sweat profusely, and he drank water, milk, Milk of Magnesia, and whiskey. Nothing would stop the burning. I actually felt sorry for him. He now has greater respect for haberneros, and I have never gone near them since.

Jim

[Steven Martin]

I know what you mean, I once tried roasting Habaneros in the toaster oven and about 15 minutes later was wondering why the h... my eyes and nasal passages were burning. Then I remembered the toaster oven.... DUH! I didn't leave the house cuz it was winter but I'm glad I didn't let them roast longer.

[Nick Riviezzo]

Marine, Milk will work but buttermilk,half&half, and my favorite,sour cream will kill the peppers much faster. Soda and whiskey will only make it worse.Nick

[BudT]

I remember it as well as if it was yesterday dad sitting in the living room on a weekend listening to the radio eating habeneros from a small bowl and drinking a couple of Hamms or Bergi beers to wash them down. One of my next door neighbors and I used to talk over the back yard fence Steve always grew hamenero peppers, while BSing he would pick some and eat them. Nope....i'm no fool I wouldnt eat those dAm hot peppers......no....not ......never......no.

Regards
BudT

[Emri]

I once ate a whole habanero (pickled) pepper once on a dare. My HS friend had lived in Colombia SA for 2 years. His mom loved hot stuff and kept them on hand. On his dare, I ate a whole one about the size of a golf ball, one bite. I ate the rest of the meal we were having before drinking water or whatever. (the stipulation to the dare) I found out that day that EATING something was the answer to hot stuff. Water just intensifies it and spreads it around your mouth!!

FWIW,

Emri

[Gyrene]

YUP! Eat something like rice, mashed potatoes, bread, . . . Anything with a lot of starch will reduce the burn to almost nothing!

Emri is correct, if you drink a liquid, it just makes the oils spread around in your mouth, and it seems as though it is getting hotter.

Many times I have eaten habaneros or the really hot Thai picanee (tiny hot peppers with BIG TEETH), with rice and they were only mildly spicy, and I had tried them without the rice to verify they were extremely HOT!


Gyrene VSM - OFC

semper fi

[randy langford]

Last year we grew one habanero pant and a couple of other pepper plants. I decided to make some hot sauce out of them. Ground up the peppers in a food processer added enough vinegar to make it more of a liquid put it in one of my wifes no stick pots brought to a boil put in jars and sealed washed the pot and food processer the next day my wife boiled some hotdogs in the pot they were too hot to eat. Hotsauce is very potent only a drop is needed. will last a lifetime if it doesent spoil.

[JB White]

A neighbor is growing habaneros and asked me if I wanted some. Thinking if I removed the core and seeds, par boiled then stuffed with cheese and grilled they might make a zappy snack. Anyone ever done this? Are they paletable?
It works great with jalepenos, but I've bitten into a habenero before and I know they're beyond my tolerance level for kick with flavor

[RED]

... and this ain't no s**t... I looked outside one morning and there was this possum in the garden eating those peppers! I just watched as he sauntered over a few feet and did his "business."

That winter I saw the same possum out there warming his hands over that spot.

:eusa_liar::rolleyes:

[PhillipM]

A friend of mine's home is several hundred yards of the road with a gravel driveway. This mastiff kept coming around eating his dogs food so he spiked it with some habaneros. The dog ran down the driveway, pausing to eat large mouth fulls of grass. The mastiff hasn't been seen since.

[Fishnerd]

A neighbor is growing habaneros and asked me if I wanted some. Thinking if I removed the core and seeds, par boiled then stuffed with cheese and grilled they might make a zappy snack. Anyone ever done this? Are they paletable?
It works great with jalepenos, but I've bitten into a habenero before and I know they're beyond my tolerance level for kick with flavor

Wouldn't do it. I grow Habeneros in my garden. The are extremely hot, in fact >100x hotter than a Jalapeno.

[Fishnerd]

I like to add some dried Habeneros to my bird seed. Oleoresin Capsicum (the HOT in hot peppers) only effects mammals. The birds don't care about the peppers but the squirrels left town quite quickly.

[RoninPhoenix]

well, with all kindness intended, it's obvious you guys ain't from the southwest. Grandson just completed a military survival class. Suggested if he had to do this again, take some chiii's with him for the freshgrasshoppers, etc.
Chilli is the spice of life.
My first experience with these was about age five when in the middle of the night i decided to steal a pork chop out of the refrig of my mexican babysitter. She had cooked that chop with those little quarter inch bombers. When the nuclear cloud went off i proceded to sick my mouth under the spout in the sink, which made it worse. She told me later if i would have asked permission that wouldn't have happened. You have to learn out to eat them.

[avery53]

I like to add some dried Habeneros to my bird seed. Oleoresin Capsicum (the HOT in hot peppers) only effects mammals. The birds don't care about the peppers but the squirrels left town quite quickly.

Is this on the up and up? I have a terrible squirrel problem in my feeders.

[Nick Riviezzo]

Years ago I was working on a construction sight with a very nice Italian fellow that loved a practical joke as much as breathing.I was eating a peppers and egg"wedge" one day[these being roasted SWEET peppers] and gave him a piece and he liked it so much that when he had the chance he would "pirate" 1/2 of my sandwich and eat it before we broke for lunch. One day I put some VERY HOT peppers in the sandwich and waited for this rascal to turn red.Well, he did,and was in misery so I told him to eat some ice cream to get some relief. He did and all went well. The next morning I asked him to help me with something and he said he need to go the porta-pottie. I waited and waited and waited. Finally I went down to the pottie to see if he was all right. I heard him inside crying,Come on Ice Cream!,come on Ice Cream!....... When I first heard this JOKE it was ethnic so, being 1/2 Italian I changed it so I can tell it anytime and be PC! God love all of you that thought this was true before the "punch line".Nick

[Nick Riviezzo]

Fishnerd, Is this true as avery asked? I have no problem with squirrels on my feeders 'cause they can't defeat the design but my brother in law has "killed" a number of feeders trying to get the squirrels off!He is a "crack shot" everytime he trys to shoot a squirrel off his feeder he "cracks it"[the feeder NOT the squirrel]. Nick

[JB White]

Nick, you had me lured in. :)

Fishnerd, thanks for the warning. I was hoping the par boil and grilling would disipate some of the capsicum effect. Maybe if i ate them with ice cream? :icon_lol:

[joem]

A guy at work (ralph) was always telling tall tales. The conversation turned to jalapenos and how hot they could be. He boasted he could eat pint of them like apples,they couldn't be too hot for him. One guy said his wife canned them and they were really HOT. We called his bluff and bet money he couldn't eat a jar of them in one sitting. To save face he took the bet and next day he started eating. funny to watch, his eyes buged out and he started to sweat. He did finish the jar and ate two big packages of Pepto. Next day his lips were burnt and idon't think he felt well.

[Fishnerd]

Yes, it is a fact that only mammals are effected by the "HOT" in hot peppers.
Add some crushed red pepper (pizza topping), or ground Cayenne to a bird feeder, the more you add, the more effective. These can be found in any supermarket spice aisle, although Habeneros work better.
If there are still squirrels in a week, I'll personally reimburse you for the pepper (but not your friends and neighbors)

[Sako]

Oklahoma State University breeds up peppers for insecticide and of course for personal defense spray. Some of these peppers can be fatal if ingested.

[John Sukey]

Every year we have a jalapeno eating contest at the local university. One guy won by eating 23! I would imagine he paid heavily for it later:eek:

[Fishnerd]

Every year we have a jalapeno eating contest at the local university. One guy won by eating 23! I would imagine he paid heavily for it later:eek:

I could do that, not that I would enjoy it, but I could. Habeneros, on the other hand is a whole different story. I can't eat the second bite off of one of those.

[Rick]

You know you over did it on the hot peppers when the next day you are afraid to wipe and just can manage a gentile pat with a baby wipe.

Now this is the truth. Had to call posion control because my wife was chopping hot pepper without rubber gloves and was in severe burning pain. They had me put her hands in vegetable oil. It worked. Just like putting water on a fire.

[BudT]

Try sprinkling this mix over the garbage inside of the camp garbage can for bears, 1 part fine ground black pepper, 1 part red/cayenne pepper one part chinese mustard all fine grind and if you have the guts to fine grind up some Habeneros and put them in the mix. My old grandpa Woolley and I did this one time up in the park camping and the bears.........well they came in and popped the tops of the cans shoved thier head down in to get something good. Well they got a snoot and eyes full of that fine powder and all ya could see or hear was them running for the creek grunting and moaning, we never did see the same bears come back. PETA the Sierra Club and the Park weenies would all have a fit now but back then it was fair game. End of bear problem, works on garbage can dogs to but they squeal while they are running, end of dog problem.
Regards
BudT

[PaFrank]

About 20+ years ago at hunting camp in north central PA, one of the guys brought back a jar of some kind of really hot pepper from Arizona or Texas. Can't remember what they were but they were HOT. A teensy bite set me on fire for hours, and I like hot stuff, but anyway... You know how there is always at least one guy that drinks too much at camp? You know how that guy is usually the life of the party and tries to show off? I'm sure you know what coming next... he ate most of the jar of whatever they were peppers, and was laughing and carrying on all night...

Well,

The next day, when we were all in the woods on stand, about 6" of snow on the ground, he had to take a dump... We could hear him screaming for miles.. One of the guys went over to check on him, and found him packing snow up his butt!!

That story gets told every year at camp.... but not by him LOL

[Weasel]

There just as hot the next morning coming out as the were the evening before going in with cold Beer.:icon_redface::icon_redface: The next morning you need a powder puff to wipe with though.:eek::eek::eek: And everyone wonders why they have hemroyds now.