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What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?
A fairy tale starts with, "One upon a time..."
A war story starts with, "No sh!t, there I was..."
Ahhh! That's one of my favorites too! Here's another favorite...
Q. What's the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts?
A. The Boy Scouts have adult leadership!
The one I enjoy using on little brother begins "How many airman does it take to ...................... "
There we were me an' Sarge on the ridge. No food,no water, no ammo,and the only weapons we had was a steel helmet and and E-tool. I counted 4000 eyes and divided by two....figured we was surrounded. I asked Sarge if we was gonna take prisoners he allowed that we didn't have health and comfort items due prisoners under one of them "Conventions". He decided we was gonna have to kill'em all................... Nick
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