More Jeff Foxworthy

[John Sukey]

You might be a redneck if......
The only thing you dislike about fishing is the hangover
You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV on the commode
You've ever had a corn dog for breakfast
Your Christmas ornaments are hung with paper clips
You've ever hitchhiked to the liquor store
Your mechanic also sells Christmas trees
You've ever waded to a creek to confuse bloodhounds
You didn't put the pink plastic flamingoes in your front yard as a joke

[Mickey Christian]

Or if your Christmas wreath is just a slice off the bottom of your Christmas tree.

[SMOKEY]

Hell, you mean everyone doesnt do these? I thought this was a normal day

[seagoatami]

Thought I was gonna get a laugh or 2 out of that , you must be one of my neighbors , you been watching me??
Hell, you mean everyone doesnt do these? I thought this was a normal day

[JB White]

You've ever had a corn dog for breakfast

Done that. What's the problem? Corn dogs are an excuse for eating mustard!



Your Christmas ornaments are hung with paper clips

Done that. What else are you supposed to use if you run short on those flimsy little hooks? Duct tape and pop rivets aint exactly cheap!


You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV on the commode

Now thats just hokey. Any real redneck knows if you did that the dogs would be trying to drink from between your legs.

[Dan Shapiro]

"You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV on the commode"

Well if you're a 'rich' redneck, wouldn't you have a dedicated TV in the bathroom?

[pcox]

Did a lot of traveling when I still worked. Being able to "see the TV from the commode" was the deffinition of a good motel room.

[phil441]

I knew we were rich rednecks when my wife got me a Sony "watchman" for Christmas one year. Sunday and Monday night football followed me wherever I went. Crushing cans for the recycle bin or just doing potty breaks I was always in touch....
Only in a great country can this happen!!!!