John Sukey
09-13-2009, 01:06
Recieved this from a friend in the U.K.
Two different Doctor's offices;
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is X-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The Second patient sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an X-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finaly has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen
This is what the messiah thinks we should have!
Two different Doctor's offices;
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is X-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The Second patient sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an X-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finaly has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen
This is what the messiah thinks we should have!