We had a guy at RAF Mildenhall who caught a hedgehog and put it in a shoebox. He told everyone that he was going to keep it as a pet. When he left to go take a fuel run the other airmen decided he was too careless and would just let it starve to death. So, they let it go. Then they decided they didn't want to spend half the night hearing him gripe about that so they put a can of Pepsi in the empty shoebox.
Amazing! every time he moved the box or tried to peek inside the can would roll and shift the box and he thought his hedgehog was trying to get out. He took the can home with him at the end of the shift.....LOL Apparently he was a bit confused and not too happy when he got home and realized he had been tricked by a soda can.
I own firearms not to fight against my government, but to ensure I will not have to.