One of the pilots in my squadron had a party at his house, enlisted guys included. T'was quite a night, pretty good party, the Wing Commander even stopped by. As the Commander was leaving he put on his cowboy hat, and some young Airman thought it would be funny to tip the brim of the cowboy hat down over his eyes. Coordination was a bit off and it feel flatly the floor. Of course, before it hit the ground the Airman had taken a few steps around a corner and disappeared into the crowd. Everyone knew who did it, but amazingly nobody said anything. Honest sir, I didn't mean to do that, I was trying to catch a fly! Hey Dave, if my right hand was full, I just used my left, they never noticed.
"I have sworn upon the Altar of God, eternity hostility upon all forms of tyranny over the minds of man." - Thomas Jefferson