Good 'ol Bert
So old man Bert always wanted a pair of cowboy boots, saw some for sale at a store and went in and got them, wore them home. The wife is in the kitchan and he walks in and ask's "notice anything different?" Wife looks at him and says "No". Bert gets a 'lil upset, goes to the bedroom and strips down to nothing but the boots. "Now you notice anything different" wife answers no and he gets angry and asks "What are you blind?" She says, "Bert, it was hanging down yesterday, its hanging down today and it will be hanging down tomorrow". He says, "Do you know why its hanging down?" She says "Don't know, Bert". "Well" says Bert "its lookin at my new boots!". "You shoulda got a hat Bert, you shoulda got a hat."