A gnostic, a marcionite and a docetist walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The gnostic orders a Dutch beer, the marcionite orders a German beer and the docetist orders an American beer. Each time they finish their beer, they immediately order another one. After about an hour, each has finished off at least six beers and both the gnostic and the marcionite are noticeably tipsy. However, the docetist is in complete control of his faculties. After another hour or so, the gnostic and the marcionite are pretty drunk , but the docetist is completely unaffected.
Barely able to keep his eyes focused, the gnostic leans over to the docetist and says, "Hey, youre-a naht druhnk. You've had as much beer as we have. What's your-a see...krut?"
The docetist stares quietly at the gnostic for a second, then says, "It only looks like