Who likes beer?

[Fred Pillot]

A gnostic, a marcionite and a docetist walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The gnostic orders a Dutch beer, the marcionite orders a German beer and the docetist orders an American beer. Each time they finish their beer, they immediately order another one. After about an hour, each has finished off at least six beers and both the gnostic and the marcionite are noticeably tipsy. However, the docetist is in complete control of his faculties. After another hour or so, the gnostic and the marcionite are pretty drunk , but the docetist is completely unaffected.

Barely able to keep his eyes focused, the gnostic leans over to the docetist and says, "Hey, youre-a naht druhnk. You've had as much beer as we have. What's your-a see...krut?"

The docetist stares quietly at the gnostic for a second, then says, "It only looks like
beer."

[phil441]

Wikipedia time!

[John Sukey]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

Oh by the way, the colonists would have scared the breeches off AA with their consumption. Even little kids were served beer by the pint with meals

[dryheat]

Wikipedia time!

HA! thats for sure. These low post guys.

[JB White]

Just as I graduate to a two dollar vocabulary some wise-ass comes along and hits me with six dollar words.

[Emri]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

Oh by the way, the colonists would have scared the breeches off AA with their consumption. Even little kids were served beer by the pint with meals

And do you know why they did so ?? The colonist drank a LOT of alcohol, not just beer, but watered down rum also. The reason was that it was safer than drinking water. Less chance of getting ill due to the antiseptic properties of alcohol. They didn't have designer flavored water in a sterilized plastic bottle with a squirt top back then.

FWIW,

Emri

[Guamsst]

Emri, Tea is sterile too, but it isn't as easy or fun as beer

[tmark]

The colonists drank a lot of beer to make them smarter. Beer made Bud weiser!

[Critch]

I love beer.....I still can't believe the USAF sent me to Germany. I was beer drinkers heaven,,,,the Czech, Dutch
and Belgian beers were good too.

[Rick the Librarian]

I have cut way back over the last 15 years or so, but still like a good beer, once in a while. My mother (when I was in college) used to complain about me drinking beer. I used to tell her, "I can't help myself, it's my German heritage" (My mother was 100% German)!!