Today's Funny

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A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics.

He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?"

"No," replied the guide, "it is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer."

"Never heard of him. What did he write?"

"A check", replied the guide.

[Marine A5 Sniper]

Good one!

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[Dan Shapiro]

Now I don't care who you are, that's funny!

One another note Jack Benny's wife, Mary was visiting George Burn's wife, Gracie. They were having tea in the living room. Mary complimented Gracie on a beautiful silver serving tray that was on the coffee table. Gracie said that it was a gift from George, given after he'd begun to feel guilty about having an affair with a chorus girl in Las Vegas. Gracie went on to say, 'It's too bad George has gotten older, I could use a new silver tea service".