5 Rules to Remember in Life.......

[JBinIll]

5 rules to remember in life

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Trying to debate with 0bama voters is like trying to pickup a turd by its clean end.

[BOB LOUGHLIN]

AMEN to your five. I'm sure there are lots more to remember when it comes to Oboma and the Idiots that voted for him. Like, remember to FORGET the SOB's as soon as the November Elections are over and he is out of the White House. Bob.

[snafu_72]

6. You should not kick a turd on a hot day but you can roll it in glitter and make it sparkle in the sunshine!

[M1 Rifleman]

#7: (This reminds me of moochelle obamintion) - A turd by any other name...is still a turd!!!

[JohnMOhio]

Some interesting words there JB. All to often we all will find ourselve in one of these situations. It is only a matter of time.