Don't fall asleep with your clothes on floating down the river.

[Jeff L]

Pretty funny.
http://screen.yahoo.com/sleeping-man...-30267861.html

[gpb]

As Delmar O'Donnell would say "Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad."

from O Brother Where Art Thou

[TomSudz]

The Susquehanna isn't the best place for swimming to begin with. I do remember seeing that on TV and laughing my @ss off! Rule #1: Make sure the dead body is dead.

[JB White]

Asleep...what if he rolled over?

[Herschel]

Don't fall asleep with your clothes on floating down the river. Sounds like the title to a country music hit. Are there any song writers on the forum?

[JB White]

Don't fall asleep with your clothes on floating down the river. Sounds like the title to a country music hit. Are there any song writers on the forum?

Herschel,
I'm not a song writer but I smell a parody in the works.
As soon as I read your words the tune from America's, "Don't Cross the River" jumped into my head. What about.."Don't nap the river if you're sleeping on your side..."

[Hecklerusp45]

Soooooo, if you fall asleep while floating down the river you should be butt neked?

[Nate]

Hamlets Ophelia had a similar situation, but she sank.